tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-306721142011-04-21T18:33:20.585-07:00In the spirit of overheardinnewyork.com, I decided to create a blog where people can share what they have overheard right here, in Lake County, Ohio. I know it may not be New York City, but people here say funny shit too. Enjoy. Please send me your quotes at <A HREF = "mailto:overheardinlakecounty@yahoo.com">overheardinlakecounty@yahoo.com</A>michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05327033092030532112noreply@blogger.comBlogger181100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30672114.post-1156567115613109282006-08-25T21:35:00.000-07:002006-08-31T14:51:32.563-07:00Guy gets out of shower, commenting on his "Waterfall Mist" shampoo: I'm like a waterfall, honey....whoooosh.<br /><br />-Manor Park Appartments, Eastlake<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30672114-115656711561310928?l=overheardinlakecounty.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05327033092030532112noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30672114.post-1156562889900897682006-08-25T20:25:00.000-07:002006-08-25T20:28:09.900-07:00Sister 1: I want to name my kids Peter, Bennet, and jane.<br />Sister 2: You cannot name your sone Bennet.<br />Sister 1: Why?<br />Sister 2: Because we are not British...or stupid.<br /><br />-Lake Shore Boulevard, Willowick<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30672114-115656288990089768?l=overheardinlakecounty.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05327033092030532112noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30672114.post-1156562666811917252006-08-25T20:24:00.000-07:002006-08-25T20:25:13.263-07:00<p class="mobile-post">Genius: But how do you get from Point " A" to Point "2"?</p><p class="mobile-post">-Ridge Road, Willoughby</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30672114-115656266681191725?l=overheardinlakecounty.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05327033092030532112noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30672114.post-1156263952419460092006-08-22T09:24:00.000-07:002006-08-22T09:25:52.430-07:00Ditz: Don't you wish you could just like <span style="font-style: italic;">call</span> your <span style="font-style: italic;">keys</span> sometimes?<br /><br />Lake Shore Boulevard, Willowick<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30672114-115626395241946009?l=overheardinlakecounty.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05327033092030532112noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30672114.post-1155793742931778612006-08-16T22:46:00.000-07:002006-08-16T22:49:02.933-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.myfavoriteaccident.com/lj/benefit_concert_myspace.gif"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px;" src="http://www.myfavoriteaccident.com/lj/benefit_concert_myspace.gif" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="text-decoration: underline;"></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30672114-115579374293177861?l=overheardinlakecounty.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05327033092030532112noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30672114.post-1155764016330307972006-08-16T14:32:00.000-07:002006-08-16T14:33:36.340-07:00Mother: What's wrong with that bread?<br />Teen Girl: It has too many carbs...all of these do.<br /><br />Target, Willoughby<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30672114-115576401633030797?l=overheardinlakecounty.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05327033092030532112noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30672114.post-1155078377773030892006-08-08T16:04:00.000-07:002006-08-08T16:06:17.783-07:00Guy backs his car into a light pole<br /><br />Guy: When did they put lights in this parking lot?!<br /><br />Regal Cinema Willoughby Commons 16<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30672114-115507837777303089?l=overheardinlakecounty.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05327033092030532112noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30672114.post-1154570461399000082006-08-02T18:59:00.000-07:002006-08-02T19:01:01.410-07:00Dogs bark at woman walking her dog<br /><br />Woman to her dog: They're crazy.<br /><br /><br />-Sharpe Avenue, Willoughby<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30672114-115457046139900008?l=overheardinlakecounty.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05327033092030532112noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30672114.post-1153853537256044882006-07-25T11:48:00.000-07:002006-07-25T11:54:23.043-07:00<a href="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v86/LDswimmer1/WGTFlyerOnline.gif"><img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v86/LDswimmer1/WGTFlyerOnline.gif" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30672114-115385353725604488?l=overheardinlakecounty.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05327033092030532112noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30672114.post-1153501991448024972006-07-21T10:12:00.000-07:002006-07-21T10:13:46.643-07:00Woman: Excuse me, my phone doesn't work. What should i do?<br />Salesman: What happened to your phone?<br />Woman: Well my two year old son poured chocolate syrup on it, so i soaked it in the sink with dish soap to get it off.<br /><br />Verizon Wireless, Mentor<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30672114-115350199144802497?l=overheardinlakecounty.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05327033092030532112noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30672114.post-1152986771756292752006-07-15T11:06:00.000-07:002006-07-15T11:10:29.596-07:00<p class="mobile-post">(Woman #1 has an arm cast on...)<br />Woman #1: Yeah so my husband broke his hand now too.<br />Woman #2: How'd he do that?<br />Woman #1: I ran it over with my car.<br />Woman #2: WHY?!<br />Woman #1: Well he ran mine over first!<br />Woman #2: I guess I can see that as a good reason...(walks away slowly)</p><p class="mobile-post">-Walmart, Eastlake</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30672114-115298677175629275?l=overheardinlakecounty.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05327033092030532112noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30672114.post-1152986645620613122006-07-15T11:04:00.000-07:002006-07-15T11:08:52.823-07:00<p class="mobile-post">Girl 1: What's a pray-tell? Is it like a pizzelle but not?<br />Girl 2: Um...no.</p>-River Street, Willoughby<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30672114-115298664562061312?l=overheardinlakecounty.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05327033092030532112noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30672114.post-1152249595171870882006-07-06T22:19:00.000-07:002006-07-06T22:19:55.176-07:00<p class="mobile-post">Kid: Mommy, I have to go to the bathroom.<br />Mom: It's not too late, is it?<br />Kid: No, I just let out a little stinker.</p><p class="mobile-post">-Sears, Great Lakes Mall</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30672114-115224959517187088?l=overheardinlakecounty.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05327033092030532112noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30672114.post-1152247558052630852006-07-06T21:45:00.000-07:002006-07-06T21:45:58.056-07:00<p class="mobile-post">Girl: I honestly think anal sex is just as bad as fucking a guy with <br />a girlfriend.</p><p class="mobile-post">-Starbucks, Willoughby</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30672114-115224755805263085?l=overheardinlakecounty.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05327033092030532112noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30672114.post-1152135336810613202006-07-05T14:35:00.000-07:002006-07-05T14:35:36.813-07:00<p class="mobile-post">Ghetto chick, screaming down hallway: MMHH, girl, she so fat she <br />gonna get a yeast infection!</p><p class="mobile-post">-South High School</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30672114-115213533681061320?l=overheardinlakecounty.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05327033092030532112noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30672114.post-1152129634275741712006-07-05T12:57:00.000-07:002006-07-05T13:00:34.286-07:00Girl 1: So you guys might move into together?<br />Girl 2: Yeah.<br />Girl 1: I didn't know you were that serious.<br />Girl 2: Well, I had his abortion, so yeah, I guess we're pretty serious.<br /><br /><br />-Surfside McDonald's<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30672114-115212963427574171?l=overheardinlakecounty.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05327033092030532112noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30672114.post-1152126231643905692006-07-05T12:01:00.000-07:002006-07-05T12:03:51.650-07:00Ghetto white chick on cell: No, bitch, I said 'Where you at?'<br /><br />-Lakeshore Boulevard, Willowick<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30672114-115212623164390569?l=overheardinlakecounty.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05327033092030532112noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30672114.post-1152082047440207622006-07-04T23:42:00.000-07:002006-07-04T23:47:27.440-07:00Hi, welcome to overheardinlakecounty.blogspot.com please send me all the funny shit you hear out on the streets of Lake County. If you are unfamiliar with Overheard In New York, i suggest you check it out at <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com">overheardinnewyork.com</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/30672114-115208204744020762?l=overheardinlakecounty.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>michaelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05327033092030532112noreply@blogger.com0