A true philosopher...(or is that spelled with an "F"?)

Guy gets out of shower, commenting on his "Waterfall Mist" shampoo: I'm like a waterfall, honey....whoooosh.

-Manor Park Appartments, Eastlake

"What if i had bad teeth?"

Sister 1: I want to name my kids Peter, Bennet, and jane.
Sister 2: You cannot name your sone Bennet.
Sister 1: Why?
Sister 2: Because we are not British...or stupid.

-Lake Shore Boulevard, Willowick

It must involve some algebra

Genius: But how do you get from Point " A" to Point "2"?

-Ridge Road, Willoughby

I don't think i would have anything to say to them

Ditz: Don't you wish you could just like call your keys sometimes?

Lake Shore Boulevard, Willowick

Go to this:

I cant find the fat-free lard either...

Mother: What's wrong with that bread?
Teen Girl: It has too many carbs...all of these do.

Target, Willoughby

And why did they put it right behind my car?

Guy backs his car into a light pole

Guy: When did they put lights in this parking lot?!

Regal Cinema Willoughby Commons 16

Yep, they're the crazy ones

Dogs bark at woman walking her dog

Woman to her dog: They're crazy.


-Sharpe Avenue, Willoughby

This may not be overheard, but it's for a good cause, so go!

Dawn, tough on grease, safe on hands, MURDER to cell phones

Woman: Excuse me, my phone doesn't work. What should i do?
Salesman: What happened to your phone?
Woman: Well my two year old son poured chocolate syrup on it, so i soaked it in the sink with dish soap to get it off.

Verizon Wireless, Mentor